Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Microsoft Fix-it

MS Fix it out of BETA
Although I can't for the life of me think of what anyone would need fixing.
 I meant, this is PC stuff, not MAC.


Marc Miller

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now it this solves any Softy problems, I'll eat my mouse.
-m

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I think that's a job for Viagra

Anonymous said...

They don't have a "I can't get to the 'fix-it screen'" option. You know, if I could get that far, I wouldn't need help.

JMcD said...

Nothing there about those stretch marks on screen when I scroll sometimes.

TimO said...

Easy programming: just have every solution screen pop up saying, "Press Control-Alt-Delete and reboot NOW!"

(Yes I spent many years working on a Help Desk...)

BobG said...

When it boils down to it, any software problem can be solved by the use of FDISK...

Double the U said...

TimO "NTLDR is missing" wont be solved by reboot, but you wont get to the above web-page either.

Anonymous said...

No fix for arbitrarily dicking up the user interface for zero gain... Check.

No fix for arbitrarily dicking up compatibility with previous versions of the operating system...Check.

Yep it's a genuine Windows product.

Jon said...

Considering Microsoft Internet Explorer is the lowest rated browser and MS's own software is often buggy they are the last one's on earth I'd trust to "fix" anything.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

It's why we love Windows, and why only a great people; fearless, adventuresome, and instilled with a "can-do" attitude, choose it over pussy competitors like you know who.

Windows! Winsdown! Windows!

Helly said...

why only a great people; fearless, adventuresome, and instilled with a "can-do" attitude, choose it over pussy competitors

Bingo!

We made it into Sarasota tonight, after some hardcore shopping in Tampa. Stopped into the Apple Store there and it was packed—mostly with gorgeous female Floridians. I felt like telling the few male customers to man up and get out.

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