Berthing

Accommodation A berthing tale

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over shearing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly; he in the upper berth, she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am. I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married." "Wow! Yes, that's a great idea," he exclaimed. "Good," she replied.  "Get your own f*ing blanket" After a moment of silence, he farted. The End