Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Opeation Enduring Clusterfuck

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Opeation Enduring Clusterfuck

A Major Award

Operation Enduring Clusterfuck

The U.N. Security Council today presented President Obama with a blue blazer w/ embroidered emblem device for "a job well done in Labia."

Tim

Rodger the Real King of France 4/05/2011 10:12:00 PM 9 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

9 comments:

toadold said...: Well if Steven More's sources are good then the Republicans have stuck there finger in the polling data and found it good, it is going to be "game on" for Captain Clusterflock.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703806304576244830956034042.html?mod=WSJ_newsreel_opinion

I expect to hear the screaming of the little girls, to see the flapping of the arms, and the yawning of the voters as the government shuts down. Could end up making it an annual event.; 4/5/11, 10:34 PM
hellferbreakfast said...: I've had too much homebrew to think up a witty post. But everybody else is doing a great job.Shit!!!!; 4/5/11, 11:07 PM
Afterburner said...: "Could end up making it an annual event."

They should. If they shut down for four months out of the year, they'd just about balance the budget.; 4/5/11, 11:38 PM
renojim said...: Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe......; 4/6/11, 1:56 AM
Jess said...: Finally, an award he deserves.; 4/6/11, 6:27 AM
Anonymous said...: I do a good job in labia too but, I don't think that - um ok I get it.... Rodger you are such a kidder.

Bolivar; 4/6/11, 7:06 AM
Anonymous said...: I figure about six months without government would take us culturally to about 1950. Think about it, after the first couple of convenience/liquor store owners bust a cap in some asshole, then display the body in a box outside the store until his relatives come for him... it's like water + gravity. Less government leads to more individual responsibility.

Casca

P.S. I'll volunteer to pull a nightshift once a week at my local liquor store.; 4/6/11, 8:31 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Ah yes ... Like the Little Italy 'zample.; 4/6/11, 8:58 AM
Anonymous said...: The blazer is just too rich. Where's his putter?

olds-mo-william; 4/6/11, 10:38 AM

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