Monday, May 02, 2011

Osama Dead Responses

O Club Chat

20110502 06:16 gromky "Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound, in Abbottabad, Pakistan. A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability. No Americans were harmed. They took care to avoid civilian casualties. After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body."
-—President Barack Obama, May 1, 2011

How long have we been waiting for an announcement like this? What would we have said in October 2001 if a time portal opened and this message fell out?
20110502 00:00 badanov Now the story can be told: The hunt for Osama bin Laden:


20110501 23:56 swksvolFF @k it, I'll buy a round.
20110502 01:12 Thing From Snowy Mountain OS: Bin Laden is dead. We're owned by Saudi Arabia and China. Can't even drill here.

It's a bit like hanging Mussolini and waking up the next morning and going back to shoveling cash to Hitler.
20110502 07:53 3dc                                       one fricking block from Khan's home! (A.Q. Khan?)
20110501 23:03 Thing From Snowy Mountain It's also nice to know they've gotten something in return for handing over a significant fraction of the remaining oilfield in America to the Saudis.
20110502 03:19 3dc supposed death photo  
dead osama (fake?)
20110502 06:17 gromky That "supposed death photo" is an ancient fake.
8:17 Glenmore Immediate burial at sea? Prevents making a shrine of his gravesite, but also dulls the impact/believability of his demise. Difficult call, I guess. Presume we had a Muslim chaplain on board the helicopter when they pushed him out.
And, this comment from Political Punch  ....

  A hand well played, Mr. President. I still wouldn't vote for you if my life depended upon it, but this was a good move. Navy SEALs rock.

Posted by: ConservativeWoman | May 2, 2011 7:37:54 AM
  And Finally -- First Thoughts: It's Not Chess. You Don't Win by Toppling the King.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I remain suspicious.

Casca

Anonymous said...

Never gonna hear the end of his relocation to Davie Jones' Locker. I swear I just bought a slurpee from the man in Miami-Anymouse

Rodger the Real King of France said...

"I remain suspicious."

Give it 3 more days and so will everyone. There's a definite odor here.

toadold said...

Color me an awful person but I'm giggling no matter how this turns out. I mean if he shows up next week or in November of 2012, or is never seen again, it is going to be popcorn time for me. The English language online Pakistani papers are full of sturm and drang, and the Indian papers are having a good giggle. Even Hitler on Downfall has done the "He's did Jim" thing. Oh well celebrate now 'cause gasoline will cost more next month.

Juice said...

"I remain suspicious."
As am I for that nagging wag the dog feeling.
1.) Fox News. Giraldo breaks this story? Really? Osama since 2001 is Usama in 2011. So the pres can always claim we said we killed "Usama" Bin Laden. Also, not to confuse Osama with Obama?

2.) Drudge puts an rotated photo of a live Osama - upside down to display a dead Osama? Cheap trick.

3.) This death is announced in time to interrupt Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice. Don't phuk with Obama The Donald, even though it was stated later on Fox that they ac.tually killed him a week ago.

4.) Now this? "Buried at Sea." WTFF? According to Islam law within 24 hrs??? Again. WTFF?
This thing stinks to the sky and back.

Anonymous said...

Bring us the head, preferably severed with a dull hacksaw, lubricated with bacon grease. Only then will I believe.

Juice said...

Okay, I recant. But not the stinky parts.
WV: binslant
How much more appropriate?

James Hooker - Nipple Whisperer said...

I still think he´s been dead a VERY long time. Now, SOMEBODY, who shall remain nameless, has become The DC BadAss. You´re right. Something stinks and OBL´s body stopped stinkin a LONG time ago. Celebrate anyway: http://jameshooker.net/1/Rock_Your_House.html

Anonymous said...

I'm going with Mark Knopfler: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1axx2FJUTg

Casca

Cheesy said...

Problem with obama is he's become, in every sense of the phrase, the boy who cried wolf. Only his staunchest supporters, ie, the MSM, are going to believe anything he says without question.
Still unimpressed here, as well as suspicious.

DougM said...

Okay, who's gonna be first to ask for the long-form death certificate?

DougM said...

Ah!
Question answered.
Kristopher (comment #3)

Anonymous said...

Counterfeit birth certificate? What counterfeit birt certificate?
Dear Leader just killed the Boogeyman.

Unknown said...

"... After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body."

WTF? Did TOTUS have the night off, or did POTUS accuse those warriors of murder?

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