Saturday, June 18, 2011

The birds and bees talk

No, don't tell me ... .
Don't tell him THAT!

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees?

The boy burst into tears and replied, "I don't, and I don't want to know!"

Confused, dad asked what was wrong?

The boy sobbed;
   
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven it was 'There's no Tooth Fairy.'  When I was eight, you hit me with 'There's no Santa Claus.'   If you're going to tell me that adults don't really get laid—   Hell, I'll have nothing left to live for."

cuzzin ricky

1 comment:

DougM said...

Wait 'til he hears about that gummint "free lunch."

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