A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about
the birds and the bees?
The boy burst into tears and replied, "I don't, and I don't want to
know!"
Confused, dad asked what was wrong?
The boy sobbed;
"When I
was six, I got the 'There's no Easter
Bunny' speech. At seven it was 'There's
no Tooth Fairy.' When I was eight, you hit me
with 'There's no Santa Claus.'
If you're going to tell me that
adults don't really get laid— Hell, I'll
have nothing left to live for."
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