Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The call me Mr. Lesbo

The trouble is finding a lesbian blogger who isn’t a stand-up guy.
We’re one lesbian away from a bona fide Fleet Street “trend”. Further to yesterday’s post, a lesbian blogger who helped unmask the Syrian lesbian blogger as a middle-aged American male has herself been revealed to be a middle-aged American male: [Mark Steyn cont]

Lesbian Bloggers

Just for the record, Jonah Goldberg, Mark Krikorian, John Derbyshire and I are all 23-year old lesbians. We started this site as a joke when we were drunk one night and had no idea so many gullible people would fall for such an obvious hoax. For public appearances, we hire 57-year old male 12th-year Social Construct Studies students who’ve been short of cash since the sperm donor clinic closed down. - Mark

2 comments:

clem said...

Each of them is just a lesbian trapped in a man's body. With all the buzz lately about "two spirit people", "third gender", and any other variation of sexuality that can be dreamed up, you'd think people would just go "OK, whatever".

I think the problem they're having is this. You think it's the one on the right, and it turns out to be the one on the left.

Anonymous said...

The chick on the right doesn't even own a computer.

Casca

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