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Or, a very bad bartender. My gold-standard test of bartenders is the Perfect Manhattan up with a twist. I can't tell you how many times a stupid *$#@ has stuck a cherry in it. Dried out lemon rinds chap my ass too.
Casca
You might enjoy a French 75, which was devised by US airmen in France during World War One. I last had one 40 years ago.
Ah yes. The lemon twist. Also my concession to living on the edge.
My dad loved his Manhatten on the rocks with a twist, he would have 2 with lunch.
jr
I find this very refreshing, and after a few the no-see-ums and mosquitoes quit pestering me.
Ding Dong Cosmo
1 1/2 oz vodka
1 oz Cointreau
1/2 oz Avon Skin So Soft
1/4 oz cranberry juice
orange peel for garnish
Preparation:
Shake all the ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange peel.
Easy four or five times I've asked for a Gibson, with 4 onions. And somewhere between me, the waitress, and the bartender, communication broke down, and a gimlet comes back. No onions, but usually a lime twist. I'm not one to pay attention to those details in a social situation, but come on? Some citrusy vodka POS when I'm wanting a gin martini? Conversation invariably stops.
I do have to tell this tale on myself. For a year, I tended a very happening college nightclub. A very hot woman ordered a tequila collins. I heard exactly what she said, but when I got around to making it, she ended up with a rum collins. She called me on it, and foolishly I said, "No, that's tequila".
I even knew as I said it that of all the liquors to confuse, tequila is the least likely. Soon enough I agreed that it may have been something else, and replaced it, and she was appreciative.
So bartenders do screw up. Of all problems in one's life, straightening a drink order is close to the easiest to solve.
I guess it's time to say it. Anyone who shakes good booze should be taken into the parking lot, forced to kneel, and shot in the head with a small caliber pistol.
Casca
You gave up on us too early, retry your Manhattan search!
Manhattan (Dry)
Manhattan (Sweet)
Manhattan Cocktail (Dry)
Manhattan Cocktail (Sweet)
Cheers!