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Monday, June 27, 2011

What will it do?

A Just Brilliant Car!

With all the Top Gear I'm watching, this from leelu (I think) really hit home.

A question often asked of someone with a new car is "what will it do?"

The answer is usually something like "zero to 60 in 5.3 seconds," or something along those lines.

Well, here's the brand new 2011 Ferrari "458 Italia" First, here's what it looks like:

A Brilliant Car!

And this is what it will do (roll)

Rodger the Real King of France 6/27/2011 07:44:00 PM 11 Comments

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...: Off the line with a bit oh wheelspin.

Casca; 6/27/11, 8:00 PM
Anonymous said...: That is a serious penis extension.; 6/27/11, 8:29 PM
DougM said...: Even did a number on Emma Watson!; 6/27/11, 9:31 PM
Mile 66 said...: 0-60 in 3.3 sec, top speed 200 MPH.; 6/28/11, 8:00 AM
JMcD said...: La Ferrari è il vostro mutandine cadere.; 6/28/11, 10:09 AM
Anonymous said...: Unfortunatelt, that's not true. The only people excited about the car are teenage boys; they have Ferrari radar. Girls think it is a Mustang and they would rather see you drive a MB. they can picture themselves driving the MB after the divorce.; 6/28/11, 10:16 AM
JMcD said...: No,no.no...I didn't mean that the CAR made the ladies panties fall off, but it is the perception of the drivers big, throbing bank account, to be able to own a Ferrari. B-); 6/28/11, 10:27 AM
Anonymous said...: Exactly McD, or your could just stand next to the equivalent pile of cash. They'd find you just as interesting.

Casca; 6/28/11, 11:20 AM
leelu said...: Yup. You're welcome.; 6/28/11, 11:26 AM
toadold said...: Heh, years ago I remember talking to an engineer who got high up at Texas Instruments about motorcycles and cars. He said, "When I was young I wanted a hot sports car for fun driving but mostly to pick up hot chicks. When I finally had enough money to buy a hot sports car, I found out it was a pain in the ass for everyday driving and what was worse I didn't like the chicks that I picked up because of the car."
Years back before the fake Rolex became a cliche, another guy told me. "I've gotten more action with a used wedding ring from a pawn shop and a fake Rolex than I ever did with a car."; 6/28/11, 2:06 PM
Anonymous said...: It can signal status, but there is a fine line between secure status and trying hard to show off. Plus the car itself, its speed, its bueaty, etc means nothing to chicks except the exhaust sound gives them a headache. I once went to an F-car show and aked one of the owners "where are all the ladies" and he pointed to a row of cars and said "These are the women." Its a woman substitute, as if you need something else to empty your pockets and go balistic on you every few days.; 6/28/11, 3:59 PM

Monday, June 27, 2011

What will it do?

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