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Friday, July 15, 2011

But in Portugal it's Preservativo

Today's PSA

Rodger the Real King of France 7/15/2011 11:50:00 AM 15 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

15 comments:

B....... said...: Sandpaper?!?!?!; 7/15/11, 1:06 PM
Anonymous said...: "motor oil"??!

...must be a Guy Thing...

e~C; 7/15/11, 1:07 PM
Jess said...: It's best to keep one in your wallet so you don't forget your penis.; 7/15/11, 1:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Need gore-tex condoms---they breathe; put it on & forget about it. Don`t forget to zip up....; 7/15/11, 2:00 PM
Ralph Gizzip said...: They're available in Cleveland!

Hell, you can catch a disease there just walking downtown!; 7/15/11, 6:58 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: The guy thing is axle grease; 7/15/11, 7:01 PM
hellferbreakfast said...: The liberal went into the drug store to buy condoms. @ the checkout, the clerk said, "that'll be $5.98 including the tax. The lib: " tacks!!, whadda ya mean, tacks???, I thought ya just rolled em' on!; 7/15/11, 7:29 PM
JMcD said...: "They're available in Cleveland!"

Yes!...At the Condominium!

Gee, they got Captain Penny hats,Ghoulardi capes,Dorothy Fuldheim mustaches and all kinds of stuff.

Don't wait! ▬► ☺; 7/15/11, 7:31 PM
Anonymous said...: Badge #69? This might just be a spoof. (jathink?); 7/15/11, 8:51 PM
Billll said...: "The rich girl uses K-Y
the poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses 40 weight,
but she gets it just as hard."; 7/15/11, 10:24 PM
pdwalker said...: We knew that as one of the verses to "Dina, show us your legs".

"The rich girl uses vaseline
the poor girl uses lard
Dina uses axel grease,
for when the goings hard"

(chorus)

Dina, Dina
show us your legs,
show us your legs,
show us your legs,
Dina, Dina
show us your legs,
a yard above your knees.

Ah, thoughts of youth, and those old campfire songs we'd use to shock the camp councilors.

*wipes a tear*; 7/16/11, 12:03 AM
B....... said...: oil, axle grease? Who would carry that stuff around?

Saliva is a great lubricant and most are equipped with a handy applicator.; 7/16/11, 4:27 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: real men know how to manufacture lubricant on site. Ahem.; 7/16/11, 11:03 AM
BobG said...: I remember those verses; we sang them to a song called "Lulu".

(chorus)

Bang away on Lulu
Bang away all day
What will we do
For a midnight screw
If Lulu moves away?; 7/16/11, 5:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Sign on a mens restroom condom dispenser:
"Gee, this gum tastes funny."; 7/16/11, 11:32 PM

Friday, July 15, 2011

But in Portugal it's Preservativo

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