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Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Can You Spare a Square?

NYC rationing toilet paper at Coney Island

New York, New York, a hell of a town. The Bronx is up and your pants are all brown. Once again, New York City sets the trend for the rest of the nation, as reported by the NY Post: "Hey buddy, can you spare a square? The city is so hard up for cash that it's rationing toilet paper in women's public restrooms -- to the point where bathroom attendants are doling out a few measly squares per patron -- along the world-famous Coney Island boardwalk.

The latest move by Obamunists to make us embrace Shariah law (the part where it says you have to wipe yourself with the left hand and eat with the right).

Tip- Daily Caller
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Rodger the Real King of France 7/05/2011 11:23:00 AM 9 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...: Sheryl Crow must be pleased.; 7/5/11, 11:51 AM
Anonymous said...: If they're hard up for cash, can the bathroom attendants and buy some damned toilet paper.

skh.pcola; 7/5/11, 11:52 AM
drew458 said...: What, and contribute to unemployment? Restroom attendants are one of Obama's key jobs created or saved you know!; 7/5/11, 12:44 PM
Kristophr said...: If they are that hard for cash, license private bathroom attendants, and allow them to trade toiletries for tips, and sell stuff in the bathrooms.; 7/5/11, 1:12 PM
DougM said...: So,
the NYC City Council is actually the Privy Council?
(sorry)

Turing word: duoure
Duoure business at home before you leave.; 7/5/11, 1:49 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Blackboard cleaning for you Doug!; 7/5/11, 2:36 PM
Ole Phat Stu said...: The Sharia rule was sensible considering they didn't have toilet paper when it was written.

The Roman soldier (who gave Jesus on the cross a sponge soaked in vinegar to ease His thirst) was not being compassionate.
It was his asswipe! He was mocking Him :-(; 7/5/11, 3:50 PM
JMcD said...: Aw heck...It's a big todo over nothing.
According to http://www.friendburst.com/blog/16145/true-story-folks-about-butt-wipe/
there's plenty of alternatives.
In other times:

*Hayballs, Scraper/gompf stick kept in container by the privy in the Middle Ages

*Discarded sheep’s wool in the Viking Age, England

*Frayed end of an old anchor cable was used by sailing crews from Spain and Portugal

*Medieval Europe- Straw, hay, grass, gompf stick

*Corn cobs, Sears Roebuck catalog used in the United States

*Water and your left hand, India

*Pages from a book, British Lords

*Coconut shells in early Hawaii

*Lace was used by French Royalty

*Public Restrooms in Ancient Rome- A sponge soaked in salt water, on the end of a stick

*The Wealthy in Ancient Rome-Wool and Rosewater

*French Royalty-lace, hemp

*Hemp & wool were used by the elite citizens of the world

*Defecating in the river was very common internationally

*Snow and Tundra Moss were used by early Eskimos

Hey NYC could hire a bunch of left handed guys with real short fingernails, who own blow dryers and KiYi brushes.; 7/5/11, 9:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Woman walks out of the restroom in a bar. Going over to the counter, she gives the bartender a big smile and beckons him over. Leaning way over the bar, she reaches over, caresses his hair and beard, and whispers into his ear: "The ladies room is out of toilet paper."; 7/7/11, 4:30 PM

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Can You Spare a Square?

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