Monday, July 11, 2011

Hitler Invented Barbie and the Volkswagen

Hitler ordered Nazis to make sex dolls so soldiers wouldn't catch syphilis from prostitutes
  
Hungarian actress Kathe von Nagy was asked if the doll could be modelled on her, but she refused.
so
 I Was a Nazi Sex Doll
I was Hitlers Sex Doll

4 comments:

Sarge said...

Looks like Nancy Pelosi to me !

Jess said...

It does look like Nancy Pelosi.

I'm thinking Pelosi must have accepted the offer from Hitler.....right after her first face lift.

Anonymous said...

Himmler was so impressed he immediately ordered 50 of [the dolls] ...disappeared in the bombing of Dresden...

I was always sure Himmler was an overcompensating perv, but had no idea he was so horny. Betcha L'il Kimmie Jong-il has them now. Prolly talks to them too.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Alear said...

The latest terrorist threat is to surgically implant the C4. Implants, baby: All Double D's must now be further scrutinized. First time I wanted to be TSA.

Or, you can have your own walking, talking blowup doll. Die happy.

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