Sunday, July 24, 2011

John and Mary sell the Mercedes

S'plain this Lucy
Congress ditches Obama on debt talks


Harry Reif Pissed On

I found this Politico article pretty interesting when I read it this morning, especially where Pelosi had to march Harry Reid out by the scruff of the neck to keep his head from doing a 360.  He's furious that Republicans are only talking short-term debt ceiling at best. Just after I read it, Roll Call reported that Obama will veto any short term extension.  Democrats want spending maintained through the 2012 election.  How obvious can they get?

But there was something else that's been bugging me.  This.

Harry Reif Pissed Off
John and Mary are spoiled Gen-X brats who are used to having stuff now.   While John earns a mid six-figure income, they are drowning in debt.    Finally, unable to sleep at night, they've  decided to get a grip.  They'll have to sell their home in Potomac, MD and move to Prince George's County,  where homes are cheaper and his commute to work much shorter.  Their daughters, age 13 and 15, are still crying hysterically as we speak with the news that Bullis Prep is out, and public school in.  Mary, a proliferate spender,  sobs as well while taking scissors to about a dozen credit cards.  Depending on what their home sells for, John figures that they can become solvent in from 5 to 8 years.  He calls his mortgage company, bank, credit card companies and other debtors and petitions them.  He assures that monthly interest payments will be paid promptly, with payment on the principal rationed for the time being.  Here's the responses.

The Mortgage Holder: "Yes, but only if you take out a third mortgage with us."
The Credit Card Company: "Yes, but only if you increase your average monthly purchases,"
The Car Loan Company:  "Yes, but only if you trade in for a new Mercedes S600 sedan."
Mookys Rating Se vice:  Unless you take out additional loans in order to keep spending up, your credit rating will be lowered and you'll have to get credit from Crazy Al's Finance.

Ridiculous?  Of course.  So explain  this to me.

With rating agencies warning about downgrading the United States’ credit, which could lead to a surge in interest rates and a shock to the markets, (if the debt limit isn't raised)

Am I missing something?   I'm not the only one at sea here, pretty sure of that.  Remember, we are in good shape when it comes to meeting our interest obligations - as long as we sell the Mercedes, send the kids to public school, and quit  hiring  pool-boys and  French chefs.  So what's with the threats from ratings services like Moodys and S&P?  Raise your debt limit or else ... .?
                          Real Question


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm delighted Reid was very angry. Must mean Boehner wants to do the right thing and Dirty Harry sees great danger to his party's future vote buying and his supporters' rent seeking. I hope Reid has a stroke. In a nice way of course.
BTW; Harry, go fuck yourself. You don't get to spend my money anymore. Nasty message to follow.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

hmpinney said...

durty harry reid, dazed unfocussed former boxer, the acute head/brain trauma is now very obvious at this point in his pointless political life. hairy is very generous with other people's money, and he obviously doesn't give a shit about their children since he is saddling them with big gov debts to tko wreck their futures. thanks a lot, punch drunk dummy.

Anonymous said...

Why is Boner putting together a new plan at all? This seems like a step backwards to me.

Jinglebob said...

I say we cut all the congress critters pay and benefits, pushed back to about January 1, 2010 (as they really should have had this settled by then) and not give them a dime, or any benefits (up to and including personal flights on tax payer funded airplanes) until they get this fixed and fixed correctly. After all, they work for us supposedly and we are their bosses, in theory. This is what I would do to an employee who wasn't getting their job done on time.

toadold said...

Judging from the crying and the screaming from the left and the crony capitalists, old Bonher may be doing something at least half way right. I think Reid is facing a problem in the Senate if he tries to muster up enough votes for another turn down of a House bill from nervous Democrats who are up for re-election in 2012. If enough get on with the Republicans to pass a bill with provisions of another debate on debt limits just before scheduled in 2012 they are in trouble, if Obambi vetoes as passed bill they are in trouble. If they don't pass a bill they are still in trouble. They have to figure out how much trouble and what to do about Obambi's posturing and veto threats. I need more popcorn.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I'll try and answer my own question ..

—What the rating services are saying have been misrepresented?

—The rating services are afraid that if we cut spending by reducing the size of government there will be less money to buy things?

—Rating services are owned by the United Nation?

Srsly, how can we be downgraded for trying to balance the books? As long as we don't default?

Teresa, you're an economics guru. What? Cuzzin Ricky? What. Star Banker?

DougT said...

Don't overlook the most dangerous person in this whole drama: Turbo Tax Timmy, O'Spendalot's Treasury Secretary. Yesterday, when asked by Chris Wallace what his plan is for handling his responsibilities post-default, Timmy said he has no plan, other than to scare recipients of government checks by saying that the "Congress" (read Republicans) are threatening their payments. Not only does he have no plan,and no plan to make plans (to paraphrase Mario Cuomo), he refuses to acknowledge that he will have sufficient resources at his disposal to ensure that those people continue to receive their money. We should all remember that Geithner has a history of gamesmanship with the US economy and other peoples' money (having presided over the demise of Lehman Brothers, the catalyst for the 2008financial meltdown, as President of the NY Fed and having delayed paying his overdue taxes for several years after being informed of Turbo Tax's mistakes in advising him). Jim Cramer, not exactly a member of the VWRC, warned us about this years ago: http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=922748841.

Anonymous said...

Moody's and S&P rate ONLY the investment reliability of US debt instruments, ie. T-Bond, Bills and Notes.

Will interest and redemptions continue to be promptly paid in full? Yes, as required by law and irrespective of the current political moonshine.

Cheesy said...

Why do they need to raise the debt ceiling?
Haven't they stolen enough of our money already?

Anonymous said...

Ratings agencies, in particular Fitch, Moody's and Standard and Poors have been implicitly allowed by governments to fill a quasi-regulatory role. In addition, they are regulated by the SEC, and were threated by the SEC with a monopoly investigation after the last credit meltdown. Do you really think these are independent rating agencies? Do you think big business (owned by McGraw Hill and Dun and Bradstreet) are not in bed with the government?

Luigi Palmieri

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Just what I suspected. F'm.

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