Saturday, July 16, 2011

What the deuce?

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  1. She thought it was her husband, but it was the pizza delivery boy?
  2. She thought it was the pizza delivery boy, but it was her husband?
  3. When he answered "blind man!" well, you know.


7/16/2011 11:24:00 AM 7 Comments

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Anonymous said...

A fireman's wife?
Tim

7/16/11, 11:47 AM
Anonymous said...

Ten years of making service calls to customers' homes -as a professional rug sucker!- and that has never happened to me, not once. *sigh*

7/16/11, 2:14 PM
JMcD said...

Uh....I think they call it "rug munchin" Anon.

7/16/11, 2:22 PM
Anonymous said...

I may not be blind but I always prefer using Braille to find out what young ladies look like.

Freddie Sykes

7/16/11, 7:48 PM
Gerry N. said...

A while back I was driving an airport shuttle in the wee dark hours of the morning. Went to pick up a couple in a gated community and the guy's smokin' hot trophy wife answered the door dressed in about 1/3 of a see-thru negligee. She was drop dead gorgeous, but not too bright, she had no idea of "tomorrow" or when "Tomorrow" started. She had arranged for me to show up a day early. Anyway she ran back upstairs while I tried to get my heart re-started then came down with a very fetching smile, and a ten dollar bill, saying she was sorry and they'd see me tomorrow morning. I got another ten buck tip when I delivered 'em to the airport the next day.

7/16/11, 8:10 PM
Anonymous said...

I've said it before butt it bares repeating. "She didn't know how to wrestle but you should've seen her box."

And I can't...

7/17/11, 12:25 PM
DougM said...

Itinerant GP makin' house calls.
Strip and say aaaaahhh.

Backstage at the Stones reunion.

Milkman

7/17/11, 12:46 PM

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