|
The year is 2016 and the United States has just
elected the first woman
president, who happens to be from Wisconsin . A few days after the
election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her Father and
says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't think so. It's an 18
hour drive."
'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll
send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will
be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
Oh Dad," replies Susan, 'I'll
make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in
Washington ..'
'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you
know I can't eat those rich foods you eat.' Do they serve tap beer ????
The President-to-be responds,
'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair will
be handled by the best caterer in Washington , I'll ensure your meals
are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.'
So Dad reluctantly agrees and
on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn
in as President of the United States . In the front row sits the new
president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him
leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand
on the Bible, becoming President of the United States ..'
The Senator whispers back, 'You
bet I do.'
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for the Green Bay
Packers." |
Tim
|
