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Who knows what EVIL...LURKS in the heart of Taxman?
Well if you have the time. State and local rule Nazis are lazy and careless. They quite often violate the heck out of their own rules and don't bother to hide the fact. If you have the time and the skills you can find out if the have and then make them an offer that if they'll leave you alone you won't notify the press and a zealous district attorney about the poo on their front porch.
Another classic was a gentleman went to a meeting with a state official. He had another man with him who was wearing a three piece expensive suit and carrying a brief case. This suited man said nothing during the meeting when the state official asked who he was he was told that he was a lawyer who was connected with the dominate political party and he was interested in how the voters were being served. He was served very well after that.
Take names... make a list. I have one of judges and lawyers.
Casca
Rodger, that sounds like my BIL's experiences in Maryland. Most of the drones he has had to deal with over similar issues have been dumb, lazy, arrogant, racist and vindictive. He has paid thousands of dollars in legal fees saving himself from charges resulting from State paperwork and people errors and then been charged late fees and penalties after not paying what he proved he either paid fully on time or did not owe in the first place. Like you, he has friends and family of a lifetime there in Marxyland, so he won't leave.
Better half and I go there periodically to visit him and other family, and we always can't wait to leave. The liberal asswipes we encounter and the decaying city and infrastructure depress the hell out of us.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
It's the same way dealing with state and local agencies in Texas, too. No place is safe from bureaucrats. Even a phone call to them works to their advantage--more phone calls=more bureaucrats to deal with the public=job security=bigger budget. And on and on.
mary
Kansas allows renewal of car tags by mail. In 2008, I screwed up and sent in a check for more money than required for the renewal fees, which the MFCS-ing county treasurer (spit) promptly returned without processing. Fast forward a few days and I go to digging around on the desk for the renewal stickers and found the returned crap, and went down to stand in line to visit with one of the courthouse bitches (apologies if you're a courthouse bitch, but, hey, if the shoe pinch, fix it). I was dinged one dollar late fee for each of three cars. Bullshit, they had funds in their hands on time, not my fault they didn't cash the check, but they don't give a shit, these people, and that led to an intense little conversation with the MFCS-ing county treasurer (spit) about bullshit bureaucratic proceedures and customers and costs and stuff like when is the next election and did his mother know what he did for a living and such as that. I was pissed, if you couldn't tell that already.
Anyway. Three bucks is nothing but the principle of those assholes being alleged public servants and me being a taxpayer did mean something to me at least. And evidently it did to somebody else, because when I went down to piss away my vote on McCain later that fall, I was shown as deceased on the voter registration roles. It took 45-minutes and the direct intervention of the registrar to straighten it out. Some MFCS-ing sumbitch got even.
H the (resurrected) Comet
Oh, and I didn't really mean any of that, any other way than just exactly how I said it.
H the (self correcting) Comet
Warn your family. A friend of mine beat a tax rap, and the next year they hit his parents, brothers, and sisters with audits. Tell them to hire a good accountant, to tell the accountant about this, and if he poo-poos this to get a reference for an accountant that will take them seriously. Might even be good for everyone in the family to use the same accountant.
May never happen, but getting all the ducks in a row now might save some grief.
Restating what Anon above me said. When I read that first line, I read the rest waiting for the ending. It's a known fact that with them, if you win, you lose. They get rewarded for the extra cash they bring in, not their honesty and accuracy.
Rodger: Twenty year-old bills are not collectible. Statute-of-limitations and all that rot, you know.
Attacking the relevance of "nexus" is attacking the "Commerce Clause" and Obamacare needs that clause very badly right now.
gadfly: This is an actual from-memory transcript of a phone conversation I had with a state "Compliance Officer."
CO: I just finished a case from 2002;
ME: Jesus - what's the statute of limitations with you guys?
CO: There isn't one.
ME: WHAT?
I stopped myself there, but that was his attitude with me. And yes, I have his name.