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Friday, September 09, 2011

2011 SOTU

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Obama implored Congress to “pass this ($ half-trillion) bill” nearly twenty times during his address. Still, he sounded prepared for a political battle.

“There should be nothing controversial about this piece of legislation,” he said. “Everything in here is the kind of proposal that’s been supported by both Democrats and Republicans — including many who sit here tonight.” [full]

Here's the thing. While government can lose private sector jobs, they cannot create them by any means other than staying out of people's way. But these God-wannabes, mostly Liberal, who think they can control climate change ( but not forecast hurricane strength 24 hours in advance) are hopelessly unteachable. Had Joe Biden, who has never done a useful thing in his life, attended the SOTU wearing a suicide vest, and used it mid-speech, the DOW would be +2000 as we speak, and we'd be clicking glasses to his memory for a thousand years.

Rodger the Real King of France 9/09/2011 12:12:00 PM 10 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...: No truer words have ever been spoken: "Had Joe Biden, who has never done a useful thing in his life, attended the SOTU wearing a suicide vest, and used it mid-speech, the DOW would be +2000 as we speak, and we'd be clicking glasses to his memory for a thousand years. "

Casca; 9/9/11, 12:16 PM
Anonymous said...: “This isn’t political grandstanding. This isn't class warfare," Obama said.
olds-mo-william; 9/9/11, 12:54 PM
Anonymous said...: “Everything in here is the kind of proposal that’s been supported by both Democrats and Republicans — including many who sit here tonight.”

No, wait. See, our POINT here is that we gotta QUIT doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. See?

But wtf do WE know since we're just barbarian terrorist bitter ignerunt clinging redneck moronic science hating economic units.... ... ...

So go get yer tax money from someone else. Like that fella in the JudgeJudy clip below... nomesayn'?

e~C; 9/9/11, 1:10 PM
rwnutjob said...: From Rich Galen, a Republican consultant who is pretty well connected:

"Having listened to the 127 times President Obama said some variant of "pass this bill" I pinged a leadership staffer office only to find there IS no bill. No paper. No package. No nothing. Here's the text of the e-mail I got having asked if the President dropped off a bill on his way into the House chamber:"

"Of course not - no one has seen it. No consultation with House or Senate GOP. No Pay fors [identified]. Just more of his "I decree" this is the plan and [is, therefore] bi-partisan."

http://www.mullings.com/currentissue.htm; 9/9/11, 1:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Stick, Bama said he'll have the bill and details worked out in next week, or so.
oy vey ole'; 9/9/11, 1:46 PM
Virgil Rogers said...: Good one...you usually make me chuckle but I laughed out loud. I watched the so-called speech and ended up standing up yelling at the TV set. My wife got mad at me for scaring the dog so much she went and hid in her crate.
This crap has got to stop...too bad the guys that got Reagan and candidate Wallace can't get through the bullet proof protection corridor these days.; 9/9/11, 2:26 PM
Skoonj said...: As I watched the speech, my mind kept playing the theme song from "The Godfather". I'm hearing it every time I see the guy on TV.; 9/9/11, 2:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Virgil: just to confirm...it was the dog that got in the crate, right? I mean, what you do on your own time is your business, but if your wife has her own crate...? I aint sayin nothin, I'm just sayin.; 9/9/11, 3:21 PM
I-RIGHT-I said...: "too bad the guys that got Reagan and candidate Wallace can't get through the bullet proof protection corridor these days."

The people who got Reagan and Wallace were armatures. The guys that got Kennedy were professionals.

Be happy for our country that the professionals of whatever stripe for what ever reason are standing down. Obama deserves a trial and a cell in Ft. Leavenworth. Anything less is a failure of our system. Anything greater is to invite the wrath of All Mighty God. Believe it.; 9/9/11, 7:59 PM
rickn8or said...: ""Had Joe Biden, who has never done a useful thing in his life, attended the SOTU wearing a suicide vest, and used it mid-speech, the DOW would be +2000 as we speak, and we'd be clicking glasses to his memory for a thousand years. "

The only problem with that is the dependence on Biden for the success of this mission. Don't forget, Plugs could fuck up a one-car funeral.; 9/9/11, 9:39 PM

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2011 SOTU

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