Friday, September 23, 2011

Joint Operations

Understand?



Universal Language

One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's why my Navy boy calls it "The Chair Force". First thing completed at a new Air Force base is the golf course, of course.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick (running for bunker)

Anonymous said...

Chair force 'boot camp' includes ballroom dancing and how to remain clear of the maids when they clean the 'dorm'.
Tim

Anonymous said...

..and then go back to congress because they don't have enough money for runways.

LTC Bob

rickn8or said...

I've been trying all day not to say this, but:
The SECOND thing built at a new AFB is the O-club.

Anonymous said...

rickn8or - yeah, gotta have a place to whine about the 98 you woulda had if those worm casts were not left on the greens and the breeze was a little stronger from the south.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

DougM said...

Yer alllll wrong.
First thing is the O'Club pool.
DougM, LtCol, USAF (ret.)

Anonymous said...

"Though I've belted and flayed you, by the living God that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din".

Anonymous said...

And I'm glad the A/F builds them well 'cause when they tire of them, they become Naval Air Stations.
Tim

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