Sunday, September 25, 2011

Tampax Fun

Tampax Magic




Tamping on

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.”





3 comments:

JMcD said...

Lost string bra?

Anonymous said...

He forgot the panties part.

JMcD said...

I hurt my hand pretty bad many, many years ago in a machine at a small plant where I was working.
The company doctor sewed it up and iodined and bandanged it and told me, "You be able to play the piano in no time at all."

Lying bastard

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