Thursday, September 29, 2011

TOP 10 Guns

Top Ten Reasons Why (Some) Men Prefer Guns Over Women



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Gun Guy

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

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But then, you can have your  cake and eat it too.

  Cuzzin Ricky
9/29/2011 12:35:00 PM 6 Comments

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6 comments:

pdwalker said...

ok, I laughed.

9/29/11, 12:55 PM
BlogDog said...

And a reason women prefer them: More than one shot per load.

9/29/11, 1:56 PM
Anonymous said...

Uh, I can't legally buy a silencer in my state.

9/29/11, 4:31 PM
I-RIGHT-I said...

My 1953 Belgium Browning 9MM looks as good and functions as well today as it did when it came out of the box fifty eight years ago. I still have it even though it doesn't cook. My ex not so much.

9/29/11, 7:21 PM
DougM said...

• You can drop the hammer on 'em.
• Half-cocked is a safety position, not a failure to perform.
• You can buy lube in any hardware store, and you won't be embarrassed to ask for it.
• No batteries.
• The law wants you to lock 'em in the trunk.
• The permits expire.
• You don't have to tell the neighbors or anyone else how many you have.
• You can wear hearing protection, and nobody thinks it's rude.
• You can show your 12-year-old how to use one in public.
• You won't get slapped if you fondle it.
• It cools off after a while.
• It won't leave a hole in your wallet.
• People generally don't hear gossip whether you're any good with it.
• Accidental discharges reduce the population.
(What? Yeah, bed time.)

9/30/11, 12:41 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Doug, you really should be paid ...

9/30/11, 7:47 AM

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