Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: My Eye! My Eye!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

My Eye! My Eye!

You'll shoot your eye out!

“

.... when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts at Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding party ... [news item]

There was a girl from Australia
Who shot dildos from out her labaila
When the best man yelled stop!
Next was heard a loud pop
And he was dropped by her paraphernalia

”

du Toit

Rodger the Real King of France 10/16/2011 11:11:00 AM 7 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

7 comments:

Rodger the Real King of France said...: "shooting dildos from her private parts" is about as "scantily clad" as one gets, wot.; 10/16/11, 11:12 AM
Cheesy said...: I remember the good old days, when it was just ping pong balls...
Ver. word "coins"
OK those too.; 10/16/11, 12:25 PM
Kristophr said...: Just don't get hit when Flaming Yoko performs.; 10/16/11, 12:33 PM
pdwalker said...: I stopped watching those shows when they switched to lawn darts.

Too dangerous.; 10/16/11, 1:20 PM
DougM said...: La barre, she has been raised, non?
(What? Third-world childbirth? Oh ...)
nev-er-mind; 10/16/11, 1:42 PM
BlogDog said...: Putting the "D'oh!" in dildo.; 10/16/11, 3:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Such talent should be encouraged.

w/v: pingl; shrewd choice

Brigadier Major Mike; 10/17/11, 9:32 AM

Sunday, October 16, 2011

My Eye! My Eye!

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