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If I hold my eyes like this, will my math scores improve?
New contacts my ass!
Tim
Ah Yessa, Full Metal Jacket:
Da Nang Hooker: "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?"
Him: Now she just looks Siamese.
Him: Huh, maybe I'm not all that into Oriental chicks, after all.
Him: Okay, what's 'er name, again? They all look alike to me.
Him: It's not nice to make fun of Down syndrome people.
Her: It's not racist. I'm 1/16 Japanese.
Her: Think I'll get the part of Tokyo Rose in the school play?
Her: Three little maids from school are we.
Her: I'm a zit. Get it? (@ 1m:50s)
And my favorite? [drumroll]
Him: Oh jeeze, Mom!
Him, What is she going on about? I'm Navajo.
The coming Chinese civil war, illustrated...
Frank
Him: 'There goes the neighborhood.'
"In six years I'm going to own that bitch."
That's lacist!
"The next time she does that when ordering Chinese food, I'm gonna smack her..."
Him: Forget it bitch....You ain't got no horizontal ████.