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Jerry!
You left your plane ticket!
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Jerry!
You left your plane ticket!
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I can't wait to shovel snow off these steps!!!
I cannot beat your caption, Rodge. But it got me to thinking what I would do:
Tape Jerry's ticket to the end of a Slinky and start it walking down the steps. Sit back with a Mimosa and french toast - its Sunday.
Bon voyage, Jerry....
Best extreme-skateboarding-FAIL video in 3..2..1..
Here, hold my beer and watch this!
Malta
Old joke punchline. 'Wow, it does look like they're having sex from up here'.
Tim
And hey! Tell that "Led Zeppelin" guy that I'm still waiting for those royalty checks!
Honey, bring up my inhaler will you?
"The nearest bathroom is where....?!?!?!"
Laurel and Hardy will be delivering our piano this afternoon.
Top 10 places to give a socialist a push #...
Clandestine photo of the top-secret Slinky™ test track.
Also,
a laurel and a hearty handshake to our new ... ^^David.
Where's my stunt double?!
Wait wait!
Okay, I'll pay for the air evac rather than the stretcher.
Well, that one's the up and that one's the down wheelchair ramp.
Funny thing is ... a week after this was built, they finally got around to adding "landings" to the local building code.
The last clear frame recovered from "Ol' Clumsy's" cell-phone cam.
The insurance company did not accept this photo as evidence that Grandma had absent-mindedly tied her own shoe laces together.
Only later did they put two and two together — that the bar at the top of the hill and the emergency clinic at the bottom of the hill were owned by the same guy.
Gravity ...
is not always your friend.
All of a sudden ...
that ticket for the cog railway doesn't seem so expensive.
The view to the left of screen must be unbelievable.
big patch of blue.
"Come back with him in less than five minutes and I'll give you half-a-crown."
If you bring that recall petition up here I'll sign it. Oh, and you have 5 seconds!