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Those guys are all villains to me... well, maybe just obnoxious a-holes at least. I have always been hostile to advertising. I have never sat through any infomercial and would immensely enjoy a test pattern or just static by comparison. I don't care if you have the best deal in the world on something I desperately need; don't call me, I'll call you.
I am always endlessly amused at Hulu's message saying that there is something preventing their "sponsor's messages" from loading and instructing me what to do to fix the "problem".
GrinfilledCelt
Listen to me tell you about how I am going to tell you something devastating. You will enjoy hearing it when I tell you what I am going to tell you when I tell about how I am telling you about the thing which is so amazing that I can hardly wait to tell you that I am going to share this with YOU and tell you after I tell how I am going to tell you when I tell you about telling you this most amazing thing! It is so amazing that I am telling you about how I will tell you when I tell you the thing that I am talking about when I tell you.
Yes Steve, it reminds me of the woman who on her wedding night to her third husband asked him to be gentle because she was still a virgin. He asked how that could be possible since she'd been married twice before? Well, she replied, my first husband eventually made it clear that he preferred my brother, and my second husband was a salesman, so all he did was talk about how great it was going to be.
Casca
Oh well, some people collect stamps.
Jerry Della Femina is proof that liberal cocksuckers can occasionally have a sense of humor.
Look, I thought the death of Billy Mays was a personal tragedy for his family. But I couldn't stand his infomercials. There he was, arms muscularly bent at the elbows, shouting at me. I don't miss those, though others have taken his place.
As my past posts will attest, I couldn't agree more.
I couldn't count how many times Billy Mays woke me up after nodding off in front of the tube. The only good thing about his being on was that he motivated me to shut the thing off and go to bed.
GrinfilledCelt