There's something on the tip of her tongue ....  | 
 There was something on the tip of this girl's  
tongue too, and it stuck there . | 
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
There's something on the tip of her tongue ....  | 
 There was something on the tip of this girl's  
tongue too, and it stuck there . | 
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "  | 
...playing to stereotype, I guess?
TW: bootto, opposite from booty??