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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Jimmie Carter is really starting to show his age, wot?
Sir H the (never could stand that sumbitch) Comet
"These tubes are loaded with cats! They're loaded with porn! Thank you."
Okay, I'll play:
• Hey, cool! I haven't seen this picture of me spankin' Bettie Page in years.
• Wow! Amazon's havin' a big sale on bulk D-cells.
• I knew it! My slut of a daughter-in-law does have a webcam site.
• Yessss! The main Iranian nuclear research laboratory. I'm in!
• I am The Anonymous! I am invincible!
• How nice. LonesomeStud342 wants to meet me in person.
• Hehee! Rodge will never know that I'm the real DougM.
"Where's the carriage return handle on this typewriter???"
10! for the lot
I said, "Beam me *up* Scotty!"
F'ing Apple hit it out of the park with that one. The look on that old lady's face is truly worth a million words. What a doll!
Every old lady ought to own one.
Casca
Bah! Rodger may be the King but in Webster's under "curmudgeon" your pic appears!
I knew their laptops got very warm, but I didn't realise they vibrated as well ;-)
Doug Win
Second place
Hey, cool! I haven't seen this picture of me spankin' Bettie Page in years.
Third Place
"Where's the carriage return handle on this typewriter???"
Thankyouvermush, Rodge.
Gonna print this out an' put it in my wins-my-family-won't-understand trophy case.
All jokes aside ( Doug M YOU ROCK !) I let my 75 year old Mom Loose on my "MAC BOOK PRO" the other night and she almost cried ! She found every Elvis video she'd ever wanted to see ! When she was done , She said " I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ! " PRICELESS ! ; ) > SMIBSID
He called me a freaking pitbull?!?!?!