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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, January 27, 2012
Lab Experiments
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12 comments:
- pdwalker said...
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"and if you bend over, it'll be easier"
- 1/27/12, 1:09 PM
- pdwalker said...
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"now, cough!"
- 1/27/12, 1:10 PM
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"only 2 fingers?"
- 1/27/12, 1:16 PM
- K-nine said...
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My lab partner, Sharon, lived for these assignments.
- 1/27/12, 1:17 PM
- Jess said...
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After about a week, the young veterinarian students wished they'd never seen "lab p267" or hookworms.
- 1/27/12, 2:20 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I'm pretty sure k-nine has this sewn up - we'll see.
- 1/27/12, 3:10 PM
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Class, Tonight’s assignment is what’s know as The George Carlin “71” Procedure. Partner up! I expect your reports on my desk tomorrow.
j_c_ - 1/27/12, 5:42 PM
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Today's assignment will be for those of you who don't understand what it means to vote for Obama.
- 1/27/12, 6:18 PM
- DougM said...
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Am I too late?
[audience groans]
• The experiment tested whether lubricating one's nostrils prevented one from sneezing out one's @ss. But first, they needed a control data point. Shirley, you go sit on the edge of the tub.
(What? More brevity? M'kay ...)
• P267, Step one: cut off two fingers
• P267, Step one: add the water to the two fingers of Scotch. - 1/27/12, 7:02 PM
- Jim - PRS said...
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Three-finger technique is covered on p268.
- 1/28/12, 12:41 AM
- pdwalker said...
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the practical for "an introduction to alternate, but equal lifestyles" begins in 5 minutes.
liberal education at its best. - 1/28/12, 1:48 AM
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You think that's bad. It's just Tuesday. Wait 'till "Five Finger Fridays"!
- 1/28/12, 7:58 PM