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Sunday, January 29, 2012
Make a good Act of Contrition ...
18 comments:
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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My apologies. The text size and formatting in the quote look good in Firefox, but don't translate well to IE.
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1/29/12, 10:05 AM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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By the way, IE is the far superior browser as far as speed and overall crispness, but I love me plugins,
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1/29/12, 10:06 AM
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DougM said...
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Well, my boy. That's askin' a lot. I'm not sure Jesus is gonna forgive that shirt.
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1/29/12, 10:26 AM
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DougM said...
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Well, my son, that white glove on my left hand is a symbol of the Michaeljacksonian Order.
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1/29/12, 10:30 AM
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DougM said...
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Sorry, Hershel, we're more used to hearing Catholic boys' confessions. Try ten "hail Moseses."
Turing word: nonsin. No lie. -
1/29/12, 10:36 AM
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DougM said...
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Yes, Luke, I am your Father.
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1/29/12, 10:38 AM
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DougM said...
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No, my boy, we don't do that anymore, even if you're sure your sister is a witch.
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1/29/12, 10:45 AM
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DougM said...
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Well, my son, this isn't really official; but I think it's forty-two.
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1/29/12, 10:48 AM
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DougM said...
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Wellll, if you lose your glasses in Heaven, yeah, I suppose you're out of luck.
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1/29/12, 10:54 AM
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DougM said...
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Hmm, yeah, if you had a sex change while in a seminary, the credits would probably be transferable to a convent.
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1/29/12, 10:59 AM
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DougM said...
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No, exorcism won't help your dad with being charged for possession.
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1/29/12, 11:03 AM
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DougM said...
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No, my son, having sex with your married sister is not a sin. You're, uh, talking about her husband, right?
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1/29/12, 11:06 AM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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10! for the plethora
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1/29/12, 11:29 AM
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DougM said...
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Oh, there's more, Rodge; but I was goin' for brevity. You know, one joke per comment.
Besides, I'm almost out'a bullets.
Only have two left: • • See?
Oh, crap! -
1/29/12, 11:53 AM
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pdwalker said...
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I'm voting for the "Luke" one. It made me groan.
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1/29/12, 1:23 PM
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Tom Smith said...
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"My son you have confessed to having anal sex, say 5 hail Mary's"
"Gee Father, I heard I got a Snickers" -
1/29/12, 6:37 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Next time bring pictures and I'll explain everything to you.
The old one, No son your father wasn't trying to kill your mommy just because her legs were up in the air and she was shouting "oh _ _ _ I'm comming" -
1/30/12, 4:55 AM
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Jess said...
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Holy Shit! You did what?!!!
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1/30/12, 2:04 PM
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