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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Make a good Act of Contrition ...




BEAT MY CAPTION WINNERS
Yes, Luke, I am your Father.- Doug M\
Well, my boy. That's askin' a lot. I'm not sure Jesus is gonna forgive that shirt.- Doug M
Sorry, Herschel, we hear Catholic boys' confessions. Try ten "hail Moseses." - Doug M



She
barked like a dog? 
Nevertheless, what  dad and  mom were doing is natural. 
What you  did while peeking will send you to hell if you do
it again—
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18 comments:

  1. Rodger the Real King of France1/29/12, 10:05 AM

    My apologies. The text size and formatting in the quote look good in Firefox, but don't translate well to IE.

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  2. Rodger the Real King of France1/29/12, 10:06 AM

    By the way, IE is the far superior browser as far as speed and overall crispness, but I love me plugins,

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  3. DougM1/29/12, 10:26 AM

    Well, my boy. That's askin' a lot. I'm not sure Jesus is gonna forgive that shirt.

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  4. DougM1/29/12, 10:30 AM

    Well, my son, that white glove on my left hand is a symbol of the Michaeljacksonian Order.

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  5. DougM1/29/12, 10:36 AM

    Sorry, Hershel, we're more used to hearing Catholic boys' confessions. Try ten "hail Moseses."

    Turing word: nonsin. No lie.

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  6. DougM1/29/12, 10:38 AM

    Yes, Luke, I am your Father.

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  7. DougM1/29/12, 10:45 AM

    No, my boy, we don't do that anymore, even if you're sure your sister is a witch.

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  8. DougM1/29/12, 10:48 AM

    Well, my son, this isn't really official; but I think it's forty-two.

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  9. DougM1/29/12, 10:54 AM

    Wellll, if you lose your glasses in Heaven, yeah, I suppose you're out of luck.

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  10. DougM1/29/12, 10:59 AM

    Hmm, yeah, if you had a sex change while in a seminary, the credits would probably be transferable to a convent.

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  11. DougM1/29/12, 11:03 AM

    No, exorcism won't help your dad with being charged for possession.

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  12. DougM1/29/12, 11:06 AM

    No, my son, having sex with your married sister is not a sin. You're, uh, talking about her husband, right?

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  13. Rodger the Real King of France1/29/12, 11:29 AM

    10! for the plethora

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  14. DougM1/29/12, 11:53 AM

    Oh, there's more, Rodge; but I was goin' for brevity. You know, one joke per comment.
    Besides, I'm almost out'a bullets.
    Only have two left: • • See?
    Oh, crap!

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  15. pdwalker1/29/12, 1:23 PM

    I'm voting for the "Luke" one. It made me groan.

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  16. Tom Smith1/29/12, 6:37 PM

    "My son you have confessed to having anal sex, say 5 hail Mary's"

    "Gee Father, I heard I got a Snickers"

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  17. Anonymous1/30/12, 4:55 AM

    Next time bring pictures and I'll explain everything to you.

    The old one, No son your father wasn't trying to kill your mommy just because her legs were up in the air and she was shouting "oh _ _ _ I'm comming"

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  18. Jess1/30/12, 2:04 PM

    Holy Shit! You did what?!!!

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