Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Newtralizing-Pelosi



Nancy Pelosi: Romney won't be president
Nancy Pelosi: Newt won't be president 

 
Newtralizing-Pelosi

Washed-up shrew and ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi is back making news. First time since guaranteeing her Democrats would keep control of the House  in 2010.  Ahem.  And WOW!  It appears she's trying to keep the Republican Party from doing itself harm—  by nominating the wrong person!  Someone unelectable. After Newt's surprising win in the South Carolina primary,  Pelosi adamantly stated:

He's not going to be President of the United States. That's not going to happen. Let me just make my prediction and stand by it, it isn't going to happen. There is something I know. The Republicans, if they choose to nominate him that's their prerogative. I don't even think that's going to happen.

Like you, I'm wondering what she could possibly know about Newt that could be so damaging?  Just off the top of my head, I offer these five possibilities.  She knows that ...
  1. ....  a 19-year-old English woman said Newt sexually assaulted (raped) her after she met him at a pub near the Oxford University in 1969
  2. ....  in 1978 Newt raped another woman in an Arkansas hotel room
  3. ....  far from being the college professor he claims to have been, Newt won't release any document that proves he even graduated from kindergarten
  4. ....  Speaker, Newt  "earmarked " funds that enriched his wife.
  5. ....  In 1996, Speaker Newt certified Bob Dole (as a presidential candidate)  in spite of the fact that the Kansas Republican Party refused to  certify him, thus committing fraud.
Let's hope it's none of those things.  Nobody could possibly overcome such scandal. No Republican anyway.



9 comments:

Jess said...

Go ahead Newt. The blow dryer looks like it could use a bath.

Anonymous said...

Newtron, hows come youse dye your head hair just in the back? Hows come youse got a bald spot? I woulda figgered that you'd jump in the tub with Nancie, cause I heard you would jump anything with boobs?

Buzz D.

Anonymous said...

When did we start serving domestic draft beer in the club?

Casca

Skoonj said...

The only thing she can say that would stop me from voting for Gingrich is that he slept with Pelosi.

Jess said...

I don't think that would stop me. I'd think it was due to a grudge.

Anonymous said...

...and that there were several bags involved.

Casca

Anonymous said...

well, they did spend some time together on a couch...

mvc2kc

DougM said...

Re: item #5
You actually meant "treason," right?

Anonymous said...

Why isn't anyone curious as to how Sweet Nan got Newtie to sit on that sofa with her and make a complete ass of himself?

You can bet she gave him more than a quick look at her Depends.

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