Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Top 10 Stupidest HOPES

Sigh
  1. Obama hopes to ride auto bailout to reelection
  2. Luke Fickell hopes to ride OSU record to new contract as head coach
  3. Ted Bundy hopes to ride job defending himself to law degree
  4. Ed Wood hopes to ride Glen or Glenda to Academy Award
  5. George McClellan hopes to ride war record to White House
  6. Sox pitcher John Lackey hopes to ride 2011 season to Hall of Fame
  7. Michelle Obama hopes to ride fashion sense to top "Best Dressed" ranking
  8. Ford hopes to ride new Edsel to record earnings
  9. Henry Tudor hopes to ride church reforms to sainthood
  10. Adolf Schicklgruber hopes to ride art school to fame and fortune
1/31/2012 08:20:00 PM 5 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Ralph Gizzip said...

2, Luke Fickel did get a new contract with OSU. It's not the Head Coach job but it is a coaching job (def coord.)

1/31/12, 8:56 PM
Anonymous said...

THERE'S A HUGE RIGHTEOUS ASS-KICKING COMING IN NOVEMBER 2012, EVEN BIGGER THAN 2010. DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE DONKS BRAYING ABOUT "DISENFRANCHISEMENT", ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CHEATED SO BLATANTLY AT THE POLLS IN 2008 AND IN EARLIER ELECTIONS. WE ARE RETAKING OUR PRECIOUS REPUBLIC FROM RED THUGS.

1/31/12, 9:02 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

don't yell

1/31/12, 9:36 PM
Anonymous said...

The code name for the iWon losing in 2012 is Zombie Apocalypse, There will be rioting in the streets (and Stuff) and the barn army will get called up. Get 'em sighted in now.

thoR~

2/1/12, 4:53 AM
Kristophr said...

I'll bet the yeller is stuck with some console ... WebTV, a gaming machine, a smartphone, or somesuch.

No shift key.

2/1/12, 12:50 PM

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