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Siamese twins walk into a
bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the
bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim.
Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly
awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
"Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month,"
says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for
miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the
bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the
beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that
British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh
Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?"
asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets
to drive."
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Merrily
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