Thursday, February 09, 2012

Caption Obama




BEAT MY OBAMA CAPTION!
Win fame



What?
You think my
leather shirt is
too butch?

        

He Likes "KGB Chic"

Res Ipsa Loquitur





12 comments:

USMC2841 said...

Pleather desert uniforms? Brilliant idea Mr. President.

Anonymous said...

I follow all that, but what are these things you keep referring to as "the enemy"?

j_c_

Steve In Tulsa said...

Okay, here is my plan: We back Pakistan and the Taliban and we attack India!

John Venlet said...

Can't you have Michelle take of that for you at home?

John Venlet said...

Look, I'm playing with myself.

Anonymous said...

Have we tried singing Kum ba yah?

j_c_

K-nine said...

So... You're saying if I roll over on soros and the dems who created my false identity I can avoid a firing squad?

DougM said...

Hope I'm not too late:
• Uh, Mr President, that leather trench coat still has Gestapo insignia on it.
• Yes, Mr President, that official flight jacket is a nice present from your wife, but the name patch has Col Thompson's name and wings on it. Col Thompson is the Air Force Two aircraft commander, and he reported his jacket missing after her last trip.
• Uh, Mr President, the General, here, has been asked to brief you on the morale issues that result from your openly rooting for our enemies.
• Uh, Mr President, zombies are not real.
• Uh, Mr President, a Lieutenant General outranks a Major General. We know that's confusing, but it's kind'a traditional, so we recommend against switching 'em around.
• Uh, Mr President, civilian control of the military applies to POTUS and SECDEF, not to just any civilian, even if they are old friends from Chicago.
• Uh, Mr President, could you zip-up your jacket, please? I think the Ché T-shirt upsets the General.
• Uh, Mr President, we don't wear medals with our flight jackets, not even a Nobel Peace Prize.
• Uh, Mr President, we feel that commissioning illegal aliens is a bad idea, even if you do call them undocumented military officers.
• Uh, Mr President, are you suuure that reparations promotions are a good idea?
• Uh, no, Mr President, we are not being racist. He's a known enemy agent.
(and finally)
• No, Mr President, we are not proposing a coup d'état, we are investigating one.

Shayne said...

You heard what I said, General. Kneel before Zod!

Jess said...

We need to hurry. Oprah is on in 5 minutes.

DougT said...

I have a cigar for one of you.

Anonymous said...

"And what, Sir, would be our objective in invading the House of Lagerfeld?"

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