DENTISTS Don't you hate it when ... |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
DENTISTS Don't you hate it when ... |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I wish my dentist looked like her. Then again, my wife wouldn't and I'd hate to search for a new dentist with broken teeth.
Worse : when your gynocologist is looking WAY up there and THEN asks you what you did on vacation ;-)
OB/GY: "So, how was your vacay...vacay...vacay....shun?
A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his
shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and
again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:
"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes ..... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says:
"You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a good dentist.
How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:
"Didn't feel a thing."
ANONYMOUS1
"We wer exploring caves, are you a spelunker Too?