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Thursday, February 09, 2012
Easy-Out Reborn Eyeball Repositioning
3 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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I'm reminded of the child born without eyelids. When the performed the circumcision the used the foreskin to fabricate them. Everything is fine but he is kind of cockeyed.
Tim -
2/9/12, 11:41 AM
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Tom Smith said...
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And the one about Liz Taylor getting her labia trimmed and gave strict instructions to the doctor about her privacy and making sure no one found out.
Next day there were flowers in her room with a "thank you" card. She was livid and asked who he told. He said "no one, they are from a guy in the burn unit that lost his ears". -
2/9/12, 12:04 PM
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Jess said...
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Doctor to the new father:
"I have good news and bad news."
New Father: "Give me the good news first."
Doctor: "Congratulations. You're the father of a healthy 7 pound eyeball."
New Father; now shocked: "That's the good news? What's the bad news."
Doctor: "It was born blind." -
2/9/12, 2:44 PM
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