Friday, February 10, 2012

Lube em Danno

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thank you woot - just in time for valentine's


 


Res Ipsa Loquitur

Product Description

What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again!

Size: 55 gallons

Note: Includes pump

This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty)
A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades.



5 comments:

Jess said...

Considering the announcements on military cuts, I think every unit probably needs at least one barrel.

pdwalker said...

Yer killing me here

"lube 'em Dano"

Anonymous said...

The combination of the lubricant and the horse head mask before my first cup of coffee terrified me. Stop that.

wv = ursole

Anonymous said...

an "investment" for when tshtf. They will beat a path to your door.

thoR~

Anonymous said...

Get this along with the Midgets for hire and a trapeze.


wv = ursole
Dont use em.

shoeless x

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