Monday, March 05, 2012

I nub nou




BEAT MY CAPTION!
Almost, but not quite winner
"Best phone sex ever" -
Cactus Mark




I nub nou .
Otay, tee nou
nater.



       



Res Ipsa Loquitur





15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait the reception is bad...so i just keep rubbing this until...WHAT?!?!

-bfhogues

Anonymous said...

ICBM forward controller... not a good career choice.

Casca

Anonymous said...

You'll smoke a turd in purgatory for that one King!
Tim

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Ha! You think?

DougM said...

Rodge, now that there's funny.
No way I can top that.
However, in the words of Serenity's Shepherd Book (Our Mrs Reynolds" episode), "[Y]ou're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. ... A special place."

macweave said...

I slipped and am stuck on a hurdle. Please bring butter.

Anonymous said...

Delhi had the most powerful break Clara had ever seen. She resolved never to play pool with him again.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Worst phone sex ever.

Anonymous said...

Clap, clap, clap, well done, Mark.

Casca

Anonymous said...

I lied. There's no watermelon at the finish line.



Poor taste, apologies all around.

JF

Shayne said...

"Yes, baby. I'm stroking it as hard as I can!!"

Anonymous said...

"No, I don't have time to look at a picture of your dick right now!"

Kim

Dave said...

What do you mean there's supposed to be two balls, I could only find one.

DougT said...

The magic eight ball says, "Don't count on it."

"I'm at the Delhi and they don't have potato salad!"

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Well done Cactus Mark - you almost beat the king.

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