Sunday, March 25, 2012

OBAMA "FIRSTS"



FIRSTS
obama in black and white
First President to Preside Over a Cut to the Credit Rating of the United States Government

• First President to Violate the War Powers Act

• First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels

• First President to issue an unlawful "recess-appointment" while the U.S. Senate remained in session (against the advice of his own Justice Department).

• First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

• First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law

• First President to halt deportations of illegal aliens and grant them work permits, a form of stealth amnesty roughly equivalent to "The DREAM Act", which could not pass Congress

• First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third Party

• First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs -- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs

• First President to sue states for requiring valid IDs to vote, even though the same administration requires valid IDs to travel by air

• First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to
o Turn Over Cntrol of Companies to His Union Supporters

• First President to Bypass Congress and Implement the DREAM Act Through Executive Fiat

• First President to Threaten Insurance Companies After They Publicly Spoke out on How Obamacare Helped Cause their Rate Increases

• First President to Threaten an Auto Company (Ford) After It Publicly Mocked Bailouts of GM and Chrysler

• First President to "Order a Secret Amnesty Program that Stopped the Deportations of Illegal Immigrants Across the U.S., Including Those With Criminal Convictions"

• First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political Appointees

• First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into Space.

• First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places

• First President to Have a Law Signed By an 'Auto-pen' Without Being "Present"

• First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It

• First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory

• First President to refuse to comply with a House Oversight Committee subpoena.

• First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN, etc.)

• First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago

• First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case

• First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts

• First President to allow Mexican police to conduct law enforcement activities on American soil

• First President to Golf 90 or More Times in His First Three Years in Office

But remember: he will not rest until all Americans have jobs, affordable homes, green-energy vehicles, and the environment is repaired, etc., etc., etc.
[WCBM]

9 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

Rodg,

Had a thought, and thought that you would be the best at making it come true.

A little background first. John Cena is a professional wrestler working in the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment). In 2006, the WWE was split into 3 different brands: Raw, Smackdown, and ECW (Extreme Championship Wrestling), which was the name of a competing wrestling organization that was bought and assimilated by the WWE. The first pay-per-view that ECW held after 'joining' WWE was called One Night Stand, and John Cena was wrestling Rob Van Dam for the championship belt.

Suffice it to say, that the ECW fans didn't think much of Cena, and some fans in the top level of the building hung a sign that garnered a lot of attention. The sign read, "If Cena wins, we riot". You can see pictures of this by Googling the phrase.

Funny, funny stuff.

Anyway, I'm thinking that somebody with some major Photoshop talent could alter the sign to read either "If Obama wins we riot" or "If Democrats win we riot". Maybe even "If the health-care mandate passes we riot", but I think that may be pretty tough to do.

Whaddya think?

Anonymous said...

Obama was the second president to violate the War Powers Act-Clinton being the first
MM

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking FDR might be able to claim a few of those. Just saying.

Dodgeman

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Just remember, nothing has been said about him being the first Zombie "installed" as president, nor the first president to have a marriage of convenience to a wookie.

Anonymous said...

How about the first one convicted and duly punished as a traitor?

Hey, me and MLK have a dream. We're gonna judge that mutherfucker on the content of his character.

Casca

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Kaptain Krude

Pro Wrestling?

Kaptain Krude said...

Yes. Some of the greatest physical comedy performed today.

Anonymous said...

I think it would be more accurate "if the republican wins we riot."

tea party v occupy pretty much explains the difference between our two warring factions.

thoR~

Kaptain Krude said...

thoR,

I.. I don't get it. Why would we riot when we win? Or do you mean that the Entitled would riot when we win? If that's the case, let 'em. We got the firepower, and we outnumber them.

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