View From the Porch

My View I've decided View From the Porch is my favorite blog. Sharp, witty, always concise, always on target. Almost never directly derivative Like— It's like they're trying to distract me..., ;  or I can't decide if it's like Fat Elvis or Wrinkly Jagger. My problem with reading blogs I like, and most are  listed below, is the same problem I have after watching, say, a John Wayne movie. I end up walking and talking like him for a day; with great impreciseness.  My mind is peripatetic as it is.   I have a bidet however, and I love that too.  I like wearing white underpants.