Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Redneck Quints

Sigh
Squints


“
The Redneck went to the hospital after his wife had a baby.

Upon arriving, the Nurse says, "Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys!"

 The Redneck says, "I’m not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney."

The Nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, they’re all black."


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  Merrily
4/11/2012 09:44:00 AM 2 Comments

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That one earned a huge guffaw from me!

4/11/12, 10:10 AM
Ralph Gizzip said...

I love it!

I am so stealing that one.

4/11/12, 5:34 PM

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