Monday, April 16, 2012

SS-Date Gate

Barn Army Morning Report
SS-Dategate
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Res Ipsa Loquitur


Let's pretend that— 

A SS agent, attached to Obama's Columbia visit, picks up a girl in a bar  and takes her back to his hotel room to see his etchings.  Come time for her to leave, she demands payment.  That's right, she's a hooker.  The agent, thinking it had been his great looks and personality that won her over, refuses  payment.  The girl reports him to the policia, who go to the hotel and ask for the guest register, which they cross reference  against the roster of the SS  contingent supplied by the  president's people.

More Ruh-Roh
Columbian hotels keep tabs on which guests have overnight visitors, and charge them for that occupancy.  Tipped by the spurned-hooker  investigation, the hotel might check video from surveillance video on  rooms let to this SS unit (mostly single, with  a rep for off-duty rowdiness). Maybe something like 17 of them had "visitors,"  for which the Secret Service maybe was charged additional $$.  And  maybe the police go to team Obama with these complaints, and there you have it.  The whole thing  from one  agent's refusal to pay a hooker he thought was only a "date." 

I'm just sayin'



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I betcha about now, they all wished that they had chipped in to pay the chippie.

Freddie Sykes

DougM said...

Hillary's people had nothing to do with arranging this.
You may well be right, Rodge, but there's no reason we can't crank up the conspiracy-theory fun.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Barn Army Intel is never wrong Doug ...

macweave said...

I like the " Discredit those that might talk " theory better.

Kristophr said...

Freddie: I'm sure the other agents at that party had no clue that idiot was going to short the hired help and cause the Policia to arrive.

If they had, they would have paid her, and subjected numbnuts to a blanket party.

george said...

They were simply "screening" potentials in case clinton decided to join the summit.

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