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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Taxing Apples

Apple 'avoiding billions in global taxes,' report claims

— As they should, you berk.

If you're not doing everything in your power to avoid taxes, you are indeed a berk! Evading tax is illegal. Ask Mr. Charles B. Rangel. Oh, I'm sorry. You'll have to ask someone who's not an elected Democrat. Ask Sec/Treasury Timothy Geithner. Oh, I'm sorry. You'll have to ask ... .

Rodger the Real King of France 4/29/2012 10:14:00 AM 7 Comments

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...: Avoiding taxes isn't illegal it's heroic.

Frisco Scooter Trash; 4/29/12, 10:23 AM
pdwalker said...: Starve the beast!

It's is every citizens duty to pay as little tax as is legally possible.; 4/29/12, 10:51 AM
Jess said...: In a perfect world, they'd only get what they were given willingly. I'm sure this would eliminate a lot of horse shit programs and wasted expenditures, but in the end, they'd be the humble public servants required for a healthy government.; 4/29/12, 12:50 PM
TimO said...: "Hello, IRS? I'm a concerned citizen and I'd like to report that Apple isn't paying the taxes they owe and they are an evil corporation..."

"Yes, Mr Gates, this is the fifth time you've called this month alone."; 4/29/12, 1:40 PM
Anonymous said...: I try my best to loathe Jeff Immelt for sucking up to O like he has. But he really did accomplish exactly what the board hired him to do: turn in $14B profit to GE, and turn none of it over to the government.

JJ; 4/29/12, 6:33 PM
Anonymous said...: "I say be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for." - Quoting Will Rodgers here, Boss.
GrinfilledCelt; 4/29/12, 7:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Avoiding = Apple

Evading = Buffett

just sayin'...; 5/1/12, 12:41 AM

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Taxing Apples

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