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Sunday, May 06, 2012

Bridal-wear atrocity

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Where the bride, instead of making the cost of being part of her court easier, by telling them "with a few alterations it will make a wonderful cocktail dress," promised bedspreads. That's what I see anyway.

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17 comments:

DougM said...: Bridesmaids in camo?; 5/6/12, 4:22 PM
Jess said...: I like the way the photographer framed the two outside bridesmaids just inside the two angels. It makes it look like they're being attacked by flying monkeys.; 5/6/12, 4:23 PM
Anonymous said...: Alot of slip covers in Minnesota gave their lives for those outfits. It absolutely SCREAMS 1970's.
Tim; 5/6/12, 7:09 PM
Anonymous said...: Another reason why I hate the 70s.; 5/6/12, 7:24 PM
Chris in NC said...: Those dresses are hideous. Dang.; 5/6/12, 8:12 PM
rickn8or said...: Dressing the flower girl like that constitutes child abuse.; 5/6/12, 8:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Her recessional was Autumn Leaves. Given the bridesmaids' yellow, lavender, buckskin and split cowhide gloves, I'm surprised they aren't holding rakes.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 5/6/12, 9:12 PM
george said...: I wonder if that is the only wedding Janet Reno ever participated in? (1st on brides right); 5/6/12, 9:57 PM
David said...: Alas. Dost thy mother know ye are wearing her drapes?; 5/7/12, 1:44 AM
Squeak said...: I have been a bridesmaid 3 times the worst was a mauve gown but none was that hideous.

Squeak AKA Sherry M Bvt. Col. Barnarmy.; 5/7/12, 3:05 AM
Anonymous said...: If ever a rollover was desperately needed this is it.; 5/7/12, 3:15 AM
Ole Phat Stu said...: "Where have all the flowers gone?" - now we know ;-); 5/7/12, 3:45 AM
Anonymous said...: The Bride looks all of 15 years old. The dresses remind me of my Grandmothers wallpaper in the 50's.; 5/7/12, 8:13 AM
Anonymous said...: Boy-Oh-Boy, somebody has bad taste in curtains...

tomw; 5/7/12, 9:35 AM
DougT said...: Gives new meaning to the phrase, "does the carpet match the curtains?"

Nice Avengers reference, David.; 5/7/12, 9:42 AM
Anonymous said...: Looks like the carpet at the Bunny Ranch. Whatever that place is...Sorry dear.

in the doghouse x; 5/7/12, 12:31 PM
David said...: Sorry if I didn't get the quote exactly right. I only saw the movie one this weekend. But it's nice to know that there are few other geeks around here.; 5/7/12, 1:27 PM

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Bridal-wear atrocity

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