Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Dear Dad ...


Sorry to bother you dad ...

Res Ipsa Loquitur

...  but I thought you and your pals might be interested in what's been going on since you left.  Pass this around to your buddies, it pretty much sums things up,   Hugs to grams and gramps and mom and Dan, and Aunt Bea, etc.  See you soon. Sheesh, can you believe it?  Barb says hi too.

May Day protests

.And yet activists acknowledge the threat to illegal immigrants may be stronger than ever ... .


What? Oh , you wouldn't know this,  but May Day is not like when you were a kid.  Girls in white dresses frolicking around in the corn fields, or something.  Today it's celebrated by people like what dropped that mortar round on you.  They're called socialists, communists, progressives; what you used to call Nazis and fascists and democrats. Belay that.  Tell gramps that democrats have changed, and are not like what he knew.  Today they're monsters and liars. He would never vote for one. 


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Girls in white dresses dancing around and garlanding with ribbons a May Pole...

vs

A bunch of socialists, progressives and morons being disks.

Both are phallic but the first is, let us say, (re)productive.

Freddie Sykes

Skoonj said...

We lived in Stuyvesant Town in Manhattan, easy walking distance to Union Square. My old man, the cop, always told me you could tell who the communists are on May 2nd. They were the ones that got their heads bandaged at Union Square, after confronting the cops.

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