Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days." Tim W |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Occuoation
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
Because the Germans like to march in the shade!
RAK - 5/31/12, 11:36 PM
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What is the first thing you learn in the French military acadamy? How to say 'I surrender' in German.
Tim - 6/1/12, 9:56 AM
- DougM said...
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Business or pleasure?
I said I vass German !
For sale: French military-surplus rifle.
Never fired. Dropped only once. - 6/1/12, 11:11 AM
- Kristophr said...
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RAK: When the arabs take over, the will cut them down so they can march in the sun.
- 6/1/12, 12:08 PM
- Jim - PRS said...
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Rimshot!
- 6/1/12, 3:36 PM
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Boss , that post you did a while back about the old man telling his grandson of his trip to Paris with the SS , made me spit my drink on my keyboard ! Any idea where that is in the archives ? : ) > SMIBSID
- 6/3/12, 4:25 AM