Friday, May 25, 2012

Swahili Slim

Barry's two sons?

Barry Soetoro Chilemba inakaribisha watoto wake "mtoto mpumbavu" na Chitundu "homa" Soetoro baada ya kutolewa yao kutoka gerezani katika Mombasa. Mbili, na kundi thier, walihukumiwa miaka 10,000 katika imani ya wengi wa ubakaji, kulawiti na mauaji. Soetoro amepewa kazi ya Marekani, na anataka kuchukua pamoja naye. Viongozi walikuwa tu pia furaha kuwa kuondoa ya
Res Ipsa Loquitur

In two campaign speeches over the last two days, President Barack Obama has twice mistakenly mentioned “my sons” when defending his administration’s regulation requiring virtually all health-care plans in the United States to provide women, without any fees or co-pay, with sterilizations and all Food and Drug Administration-approved contraceptives, including those that can cause abortions.

Obama, of course, has two daughters--10-year-old Sasha and 13-year-old Malia--but no sons. [story]

I got that old news clip from a Kenyan taxi driver working in Palm Beach, FL.  He only spoke in Swahili, with some fractured English. I think he said two of these guys  are his sons  Chilemba "kid fool," and   Chitundu "sick as hell" Obama?  It looks official, so I believe it.


Jess said...

He might have two sons, although he's probably not sure.

I think we have our first Joe Walsh President:

"Yes I was President. I have the posters to prove it."

Anonymous said...

At least Joe Walsh has talent. He cant form a sentence, but he has talent.

Jess said...

Joe Walsh is brutally honest about his past, which is were the paraphrased comment came from. He made a similar comment about touring with Ozzie Ozbourne, which he doesn't remember.

Joe Walsh is one of my favorite artists and my comment was not an insult to him. I think he'd be a much better President than what we have.

Anonymous said...

I meant no insult either Jess. I love Joe but he's cooked.

Anonymous said...

Oh! Those poor boys and their crippled, spastic hands.

Isn't there a gov't program to help them?!?


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