Nanny
State: One regulation away from
total bliss
Mom… Dad… I’m a democrat
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Mom… Dad… I’m a better person than you
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I was hoping that near the end the father would have either pulled a shotgun and done the right thing or called in a political exorcist or something.
- 6/26/12, 9:42 AM
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Just think, you’re standing in line at the liquor store with people that don’t care that all their ideas for societal reform are completely dependent on coercion.
j_c_ - 6/26/12, 10:21 AM
- Kristophr said...
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This is why I support abortions as late as the 60th trimester.
- 6/26/12, 11:51 AM
- Skoonj said...
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If it were my son, I would rather he told me he was gay.
- 6/26/12, 1:01 PM
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Stupid can be fixed.
- 6/26/12, 1:36 PM
- leelu said...
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Beg to differ - Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever."
Old Trainer's Proverb - 6/26/12, 3:03 PM
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Ok son. I understand. I've seen these douchebag tendencies coming for a long time. Anticipating that you would make this announcement, your mother and I have made a few changes. I've sold the car I bought you and am keeping the money. No more free meals. No more tuition payments. I've written you out of the will and am leaving our entire estate to the Reagan Library. I've changed the locks on the house -- get out now and never come back.
By the way, you are adopted. - 6/26/12, 9:56 PM