Spelunking the "ex"

"a wonderful story of hope." “ Pauline's ex-husband Alex had seen her picture in the paper and seeing her again after 3 years made him want to wade in her fupa layers of ecstasy. Alex paid a visit to his ex-wife and as soon as she saw him, the gallons of panty pudding came gushing out. (No, I'm sure .. Wait a minute ... panty pudding?  Gag.  Huffington Post's account is a tad more circumspect than d-listed's.. “I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around," Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day. Back to d-listed for Alex's preparation. Alex did 100 push-ups to build up his arm strength, strapped an oxygen mask to his face, held up her great wall of fupa and went in. Oh sweet jayzuz - I'm going to ralph.  Gas mask?  I can see why. I'm sorry for this.  Blame Tim W,  who said it was "a wonderful story of hope."   ”