Sunday, August 19, 2012

And again and again

Catharsis                       


For only $325 and a trip to Minnesota, you can join an elite team of Navy SEALs for a day and tell all your buddies that you were the one who killed the al-Qaeda leader—Just like Obama!





"All of a sudden, there was Bin Laden, ten feet away, screaming. He held a gun in each hand and immediately started firing. Patnaik panicked and started screaming, too. She managed to get off a few shots, and Bin Laden slumped to the ground. His robe and turban were covered in blue splotches from Patnaik's paintball gun."


I can envision all sort of cathartic applications like this.  If  this experience included taking the corpse to a pork lard rendering plant afterward,  instead of saying high mass for him, it would be worth another $100.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Will Dear Leader Obama be leading the charge again?

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