Friday, August 17, 2012

Behind Mount Trashmore









Democrat President Hall of Shame
Today LBJ

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Everyone knows how JBJ stole just about every election he" won,"  and then really hit the jackpot when JFK came down with a lead virus.  Here's some stuff you may not know.

His Toilet

Johnson lived to dominate, and he used crass behavior to bend people to his will. At 6-ft., 3-in. tall and 210 lbs., he liked to lean over people, spitting, swearing, belching, or laughing in their faces. Once, he even relieved himself on a Secret Serviceman who was shielding him from public view. When the man looked horrified, Johnson simply said, “That’s all right, son. It’s my prerogative.”

Power Play

His favorite power ploy, however, seemed to be dragging people into the bathroom with him—forcing them to continue their conversations with the president as he used the toilet. At other times he would hold conferences while a nurse gave him an enema (I am not making that up)

"Open up honey, your President needs you"

When people told stories about John F. Kennedy’s great female conquests (and they often did), it made Johnson furious. He’d pound his fists on the desk and scream, “Why, I had more women on accident than he ever had on purpose!” And that may very well have been true. Johnson brought a lot of pretty young things back from Texas to work in the White House, even if they couldn’t type. He even had a buzzer installed in the Oval Office so that the Secret Service could warn him when his wife was on her way.


12 comments:

vanderleun said...

Behind Mt. Rushmore? Isn't that the cover of the book "A Gay Tour of the United States?"

rickn8or said...

Evidently, Slow Joe learned his lessons well:
Crony WHAT-ism??

How can this possibly be of any benefit to the American taxpayer?

Anonymous said...

As Charlie Wilson, another Texas politician, famously said, "you can teach them how to type, but you can't teach them how to grow tits."

Sir H the Comet

rickn8or said...

Looks like he mentored John Frickin' Kerry as well:
Silver Star

Mile 66 said...

You guys are confused! That's Mt Rushmore, from the Canadian side!
(I know, I know..., spare me the geography lecture!)

Anonymous said...

Just desserts, he ended his days with that ugly Kearns Goodwin bitch.

Casca

Anonymous said...

"Open up honey, your President needs you"

This maneuver is also know as the "Doris Kearns Goodwin Spread". [brrrr]
Unless your on your knees of course!

Geo

Merrily said...

This is the one that leaves me gobsmacked...http://www.aim.org/wls/blacks-will-vote-democrat/

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't insult Mt. Trashmore by claiming this is it. The real Mt. Trashmore (a landfill turned into a state park) was part of what diminished one of the ridiculous eco-rants of the 80s (which was something like "the landfills are going to overflow and kill us all!" or something equally ridiculous).

That looks more like a monument to assholes, to me.

Jess said...

The worse thing the bastard did was sign into law the giveaway program that's bankrupting the United States.

Anonymous said...

I met a doctor in Dallas that specialized in hand ailments and had started making plaster casts of the hands of the rich and famous. There is a large display of those casts at
Baylor hospital in Dallas that includes all of the quarterbacks for the Dallas Cowboys, the Apollo 11 crew, and the last 8 presidents before the Kenyan Wetback. The first president he did was LBJ. He was explaining the process of making the casts to me as we looked at the display and when we came to the presidents he stopped and said, "You know, LBJ was just a terrible person. He was a complete jerk." Then continued on with what he had been explaining.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Now, that was a treasure.

I had a friend named Jim O'Connor who was the officer in charge of the electronic intel mission on the USS Liberty when the Israeli's attacked it. He was severely wounded in the attack. Jim was the among the most honest and intellectually sober men it has been my fortune to know.

Before he succumbed to ALS, he told me that the Chief of Naval Operations (or some-such), who spoke at the Liberty reunion one year, said that LBJ's first response to news that the Liberty had been attacked was to blame it on Egypt, and he ordered a nuclear strike! B-52s were in the air when cooler heads prevailed with the argument that it might not be wise to get into another shooting war while we were still in Vietnam.

His widow gave me permission to quote him publicly some years ago. I tried to pass it to LBJ biographer Robert Caro, but was unsuccessful.

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