Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Pink nipplage- Stuff you didn't know

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Today's Stuff You Didn't Know

    I was in the check-out at Giant yesterday morning.  The lady cashier was chatting with a lady customer whom she appeared to know.  Not paying  much attention to their chatter, of a sudden I heard the cashier ask, "... you haven't completed menopause yet?"  To which the customer responded, "I don't really know; how would you?" It was here that I threw caution to the wind, and without so much as a by-your-leave exclaimed,  "You'll know when your nipples are pink again."  

At first shocked that I had  overheard, and then interjected into their conversation, the cashier nevertheless asked, "what?" 

Res Ipsa Loquitor      I am always surprised at how ignorant many women are about their own bodies, and was glad to explain that, at the end of menopause, the aereolae turn pink, or to the color they were at birth.  They, and the nipples, also become very soft because no protection against baby suckage (a medical term) is required.  I thought I'd pass this along; it makes for a good conversation starter at the home before Bingo begins. 

9 comments:

Anomalous said...

One more thing to remember to not mention to anyone at home...

DougM said...

Shouldn't it be called wimmenopause?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

no - The traditional (always best) phrase menopause was antique girl-talk for being able to push the permanent pause-button on sex. That was before women discovered they liked it.

Kristophr said...

Menopause was needed back when the average life expectancy was about 35 years.

Mom needed to stop having kids long enough to get the last set of them old enough to fend for themselves before she died.

molonlabe28 said...

I keep reminding my wife (while climbing into my sweat clothes trying to stay warm) that men suffer from menopause.

Jim - PRS said...

Another indicator is when the wimmins stop throwing stuff.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

... and throwing-up.

Anonymous said...

"wimmenopause"
No -- that's what men go thru.

Kristopher so why doesn't it start until 45?

So STFU all you guys who don't know wtf you're talkingabout and can't you even manage to take out the f'n garbage ohm what is with you....

oh....

guess it's not done....

Rodger the Real King of France said...

BRAVO!

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